If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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