worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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