are you still at the devil's house?
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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