She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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