Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
only if we run a train.
done.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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