I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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