Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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