Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
dude. I can hear the air.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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