Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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