i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I will be naked everywhere
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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