Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you will always have a special place in my vag
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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