like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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