No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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