I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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