The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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