just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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