Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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