I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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