Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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