I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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