those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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