if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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