I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
