And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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