Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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