Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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