I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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