I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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