i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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