The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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