think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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