He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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