so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
