S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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