Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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