# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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