Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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