At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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