marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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