white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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