are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't deserve a penis
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize