we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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