Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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