Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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