I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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