ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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