Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
third nipple confirmed
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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