I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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