i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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