I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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