I wish I could punch you in the face.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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