i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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