I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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