Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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