Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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