Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
