Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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