You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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