Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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